Thursday, January 7, 2016

This makes me laugh...

Subversive Cross Stitch Kits:

This makes me laugh...
Picture a young director just fresh out of graduate school. He is brought in to help save an outdoor summer theatre program in his hometown and bring a production to fruition. The former director was let go for not following through on what he had promised... This current director double casts a show that would only allow 14 people in the original cast to expand it to the size the Board wanted...

Jump ahead to bringing the large cast to the outdoor amplitheatre and here's a director who suddenly realized he forgot his bullhorn to be able to communicate to the cast from the back of the amplitheatre.

Picture this bean-pole director coming down to the cast and one of his students, a lumberjack of a football player in wrestler mode, grabbing said director around the waist and lifting him off the ground, hug style,  and yelling out,

"HEY!" to no avail...

"HEY!!!!!!!" still to no avail...

"HEY!!!!!!!!!! 
SHUT YOUR STINKIN' PIE HOLES!" 

and silence...

Thank you, Wesley, for helping me remember that there is peace in that phrase...
And to not forget your bullhorn for the important rehearsals outdoors...

And kinda makes me want one of these for my classroom...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


You can now go about your day...

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